he sent this one to me today. Thought I would share it.


I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day.
We lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy together.
I couldn’t believe it when she asked if I’d like to meet up and maybe rekindle a little of that magic.
Wow!” I said, “I don’t know if I could keep pace with you now. I’m a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!”
She giggled and said she was sure I’d meet the challenge! Yeah,” I said, “just so long as you don’t mind a man with a
waistband that’s a few inches wider these days!”

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that she thought tubby bald men were cute!
Anyway, ” I’ve put on a couple of pounds myself “, she giggled…..

So I told her to fuck off.